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leftoutwiththetrash: This is me; a disgusting fucking hairy fuckpig. The last man who saw me naked said I wasnâ€™t good enough to wipe his shit on my tits. I want lots of men to see me because people should know what a dumb ugly cunt I am. magnificent

kuroi-himitsu: “Don’t talk to me using that voice, you idiot!”

belliusmaximus: This shirt USED to fit me…

thornprince: slaveoftheflesh: vinerva: Sometimes I feel like Mozart is the only composer with any sense of LIFE and HOW TO USE IT. MOZART YOU LIL SHIT SEE THIS IS WHY MOZART IS MY FAVOURITE

No one had the twitter handle Porntendo. That is crazy to me. So it’s mine now. (The rest of this is entitled Porntendo Struggles to Twitter.)EDIT: Apparently, I can use twitter to just randomly yell shit at people. Interesting. EDIT: It’s

Raging Stallion - The Drifter

tomhazeldine: My father and I used to tussle about me becoming an actor. He’s from strong, Presbyterian Scottish working-class stock, and he used to sit me down and say, ‘You know, 99 percent of actors are out of work. You’ve been educated, so

tunaprincess: tunaprincess: lol guilting artists u call friends to try to make them make u art is shitty pass it on this is probably y a lot of artists seem very distant btw and honestly its a bunch of similar stories so maybe instead of trying to

$oo-magicalcake-oo: oo-magicalcake-oo: oo-magicalcake-oo: This is my brother Christian.He has been full body paralyzed for about 5 years now due to multiple fractures on the spine he got in an accident.He used to me the most reliable and hard working$

oo-magicalcake-oo: oo-magicalcake-oo: oo-magicalcake-oo: This is my brother Christian.He has been full body paralyzed for about 5 years now due to multiple fractures on the spine he got in an accident.He used to me the most reliable and hard working

erotic-nonfiction: This is such a random pet peeve but I hate when people use adjectives usually used to describe food to describe people/bodies? Ex. yummy, delicious, juicy etc. I have no idea why it even bothers me but it is so cringey to me??

rawri-tea:So, I wanted to test a scream animation and who better to use than Marco.This is important to me.

But guise how am I supposed to concentrate in Geometry when my teacher is this cool,cute and super young looking asian guy who used to substitue for my algebra class and happens to only remember me out of the whole class ;A; and his beautiful sister is

wackcauldron: me: lgbt spaces being invaded by “cishet aces” is an unimportant and largely hypothetical problem that nerds use to feel fake outrage spoiled tumblr queer who has never been part of a queer community outside of their college’s LGBT

theredscarfandthetitanboy: Okay so I said on my art blog that I was saving this to make my first post on my blog so here it is! I made it specifically for this blog and to use as the background. I worked on it very diligently and actually put forth some

spiletta42: This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing

fictional-serial-killer: All this complaining about “romanticizing abusive relationships” is starting to aggravate me. Listening to people (mostly teenagers) talk, it’s clear they refuse to believe an abuser can be loving or affectionate or protective

ojiisanholic: facingthewaves: “I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses. A wicked grin split across my face

I read the first chapter of a yaoi yesterday that was REALLY FUCKING GREAT. This student has a crush on his teacher, who he catches changing by accident, thus discovering the teacher’s ~secret~. What’s the secret that the teacher is SUPER

no but the empty hole inside herc’s chest where his son and his wife and his best friend used to sit, all the pain that he’s had to suffer through to help save the damn world and by the end of it, all he’ll get is a medal and a pat on

captainwhizbang-deactivated2014: What do you see when you look at me, the child whose shoes you used to tie every morning, the teenager you drove to his first date? I am the reason the criminals breathe easier when the sun rises. Tonight will not be

serinous: Collaboration with fabulousdebbie!!! It was much better fun than coloring my own sketch. Thank you for inspirational magnificent line art *_* also very useful, helping me get out of comfort zone. Since I’m not good at English enough to explain

allisontothecore:toopsy:being 18+ on this site is so surreal. so many ppl are younger than me. everyone used to be older than me what happened. i am an Adult now i must protect the young ones#is there a gender neutral mama bear term? #PARENTAL DRAGON

slowlikehoney1996:t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

nastylesbocunt69:🐷🐷Met a total stranger at the bar last night and went home with him. He used me as nothing more than a fat pig cumdump. He fucked my cunt and ass then my throat in that order. He smacked me around and fucked my holes bareback. I

I emailed tumblr 11 days ago now just asking to use a javascript code on my about page (?? apparently you have to ask them for permission now) and they still haven’t gotten back to me like. All you need to do is look at the code for two seconds

viivus: I made a walkthrough of my process for drawing faceted stones! Judging by the timestamps from the screenshots I took, drawing this one stone took an hour and three minutes, although I know I went and checked tumblr a couple times while I was

you used to call me on your snail phone

tavbrogaytram: NoiJaku headcanon:Because of their age difference, Noiz jokingly called Koujaku “daddy” from time to time. At first it just pissed Koujaku off and made him embarrassed but eventually he got used to it, and then Noiz started to use

komekoro: arcusofbrambles: mackblesa: ziblie: How to relieve menstrual cramps using pressure points. I learned this method about a year ago and my life has been indescribably better since, so I decided I would share. :) where was this when I needed

jeniphyer: sonoanthony: 60 degrees at the end of summer is not the same as 60 degrees at the end of winter… Don’t argue with me on this this is the Gospel. Why is this so true tho?

kingjaffejoffer: “you talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used”🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄This fucking goober This cannot be real. Tell me this isn’t a real letter

Okay hi, it’s me Mario IkebanaKatsuYou can drop some suggestions right now on this post, I’ll choose something from there and I’ll draw itttttt?

amarilloo: amarilloo: ashelisms: piyostoria: fwips: /stares into the fading sun This happened to me a lot, but there’s actually a way to save it with photoshop! If the sketch is lighter than the lineart, that is. This is how I do it: When that

droptheglitter: therobotmonster: kuroba101: prismatic-bell: HERE’S THE THING THOUGH I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was

“the term "tranny” is used as a dehumanizing slur to describe transgender individuals and is oftentimes the last word someone hears before they are brutally attacked. Similar to the anti-gay F-word, the term “tranny” is

studyingbrains: A Harm Reduction Guide to Safer Drug Use drugsand.me is an educational website that teaches about the existing harm reduction methods for drug users. We do not promote drug use, but we do encourage you to be safe if you are thinking of

lesbainslavewannabe: Yes, tie me down and use me for Yourself only!! Dear lord this is heaven to me

teenagemutantshogunhuman: queerjoseph: I know this is supposed to be funny, but does it horrify anyone else that social media is being used by employers to monitor how happy we are to be slaves to capitalism and if we aren’t 1000% enthusiastic about

thesylverlining: hot-topic-trash-baby: I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me seriously. I alternate between “I want to be showered in diamonds because I deserve it” and “noOO OH MY GOD I CAN’T LET

cerastes: losingfatfindingfit: recoveryisbeautiful: I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!! this is perfection. For real, as someone who used to have heavy self esteem issues in the past and suicidal tendencies and who managed to heal, move on and come to absolutely

feel-free-to-ask: Now now now lets not be mean here, I respect my fleshlight. It brings me pleasure, it is useful to me and when a woman uses it just right it brings a smile to my face. Just like this little cock sleeve right here.

This used to be home

bambooearring:wetheurban:ART: Sculptures by Sergio GarciaSergio Garcia is a genius Miami-based artist who uses the unconventional as a theme for his works that are based on personal experiences and nostalgia. Read More This is still so cool to me

lol this is my friend Aarons iPod. he gave it to me to hold like a month ago and I keep forgetting to give it back, to the point where he said I could just keep it .__. and it’s not like I could even use it bc neither of us knows the passcode..

pettyrevenge: I gave my girlfriend my Netflix password while we were dating, and asked her nicely not to use it after we broke up. She continued to use it, so I waited until she was 2 seasons into Pretty Little Liars to change the password.

My boss called me jelly bean and this is making me realize I enjoy being called certain types of food.

nudityandnerdery: sizvideos:Rainworks: Rain-Activated ArtVideo See, this is cool to me and I love the idea, but that first picture- who thought “You know what, we should make a hopscotch course that you can only use when the ground is wet and possibly

writtenbyghostsblog:hellbentchurch: itslookingback:what was your original fandom. like not the one you first started with on tumblr. the first bit of media that you made content for Undertale This is aging me something fierce but Trigun.

hatsugekkani: fuckiminmytwenties: radicaljocy: Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”. LOL STILL CALL IT THAT! Well this is news to me…

honeymoon-vogue: ❄️RANDOM HEADERS❄️ ♡ credit @friedgrande if using ♡ this is perfect to me xoxoxo

elasticitymudflap: Roobs+Ame= Spinel She is here to wreck everything and everyonebonus: cherubgirl robooboe jen-iii

e-jheman: “She used to wait for me out of school at night, just to say hi trought the gate during lunch and sport class. It was the best 20 minutes of the day.”

ok so i have a question have you ever had a moment or a day where like your hands don’t feel very nimble almost like they were super cold and you can’t use them as well as you usually do IF SO PLEASE TELL ME WHY THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME I NEED

$oo-magicalcake-oo: oo-magicalcake-oo: oo-magicalcake-oo: oo-magicalcake-oo: This is my brother Christian.He has been full body paralyzed for about 5 years now due to multiple fractures on the spine he got in an accident.He used to me the most reliable$

oo-magicalcake-oo: oo-magicalcake-oo: oo-magicalcake-oo: oo-magicalcake-oo: This is my brother Christian.He has been full body paralyzed for about 5 years now due to multiple fractures on the spine he got in an accident.He used to me the most reliable

im so conflicted on watching season four cause this is where the focus is mainly shifted towards yumi and touko’s relationship and I’m already so used to three seasons of focus on sachiko and yumi relationship budding heLP

dashingicecream: e h h h only practice/study doodles since im not used to drawing them yet hah h hh

angst continuation to tha dream i had last night (also i am unable to use my tablet tonight so this is how i will pass the time lsdgfg)((also the confrontation after the fight is just me adding to the story that i didnt have in my dream ok OK lets get

robin-hood-for-freedom: intjint:irishironclad:intjint:irishironclad:theresthesnitch:Hold on, this is fascinating. Reblog this and tell me in the notes how old you are and if you ever had typing lessons. What in God’s good name is a “typing lesson”I

This is more face than I’m used to showing buuut I hope you guys like it (｡◕‿◕｡)Private blog | Wishlist

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